Once in Kentucky was a man, Erik Seashell. He was kind of wierd man: Erik didn't like woman. He even said once:" Marriage-is the straight way to die."
His friends were already married, So do his collegemates. There was only Erik and a few people he knew, that weren't married yet.
Erik was really agressive person. If someone said something about him,and Erik didn't like that saying,he gets mad immediately. So,one day Erik ran away from his job,cause he got mad quickly on his colleague.
-Erik,stop!Come back,please! If you'll not come back,i'll fire you!-Erik's boss's head came out of the window. His boss, Mr. Morton was trying to bring Erik back… Unfortunately, his employee was too angry to do anyhing responsible at that moment.
-I'm done with it! I don't care you'll fire me! And don't call me anymore,because i'm not going to work here anyway,Mr. Morton!!!-yelled Erik,and then he walked away,his face was red from being so mad.
A few days later, Erik made the decision: take a trip to Florida,for starting a  new life.
After a while,Erik reached Florida. He was super tired and furious: It took more than one day to get to Florida, and then there was a women in the Black Grand Cheerokee Jeep car. She was looking in the mirror,doing makeup!!!
There was a huge traffic on the road because of this lady!!!Erik went out of his truck and yelled at her:
-"Hey,you! Yes,you! Why are you just standing here,stupid chick?! Your face doesn't look pretty,trust me! You don't need the cosmetics at all,it just shows me how stupid you are!!! Now, move your car somewhere from here,quickly!!!"
The lady didn't say a word. She just threw away her cosmetics and drove away as fast as she could.
-"Chick!"- said Erik.
Erik had a friend in Florida,so before he sat in his truck, Erick called him,because he didn't have an apartament in Florida,and Erik didn't have the habitat to trust anyone: ecspecially realtors in the different state that Erik has never been.
When Erik finally arrived, he didn't have energy for anything,except for asking his friend,where is his room for these holidays. Somehow, Erik found his bed and just fell down on it: In the next ten seconds Erik was asleep,like a baby.
Next morning,after breakfast,Erik said that he wants to go to the beach,since he doesn't want to waste his time at his friend's house, when it's such a beautiful day.
Erik went to the beach,it was really sunny there. Cool breeze was everywhere… That was so relaxing,Erik even forgot about his problems.
-"Could you please move your stuff a little bit"?-said a beautiful voice above Erik's ear.
-"Should i really do that? What if i don't want to? What will you do then?"-replied Erik.
-"Well,maybe,i will call the beach guard,and they will take you and your stuff away from the beach. And as you can see,i asked you very politely!"
-"Okay,just stop yelling."-said Erik.
-"I'm not yelling on you!"- said the beautiful voice.
Erik moved his stuff to the right a little bit,and took a look at the women,who was talking to him.
It was a pretty lady,not really tall. She had blonde hair and green eyes,got a small nose and pink cheeks.
-"What's your name?"-asked Erik.
-"Agatha Wormwood"-said the lady.
-"You've got a nice name,you know. But that doesn't mean that i'm saying any kind of compliment,in case you're wondering."-Erik glanced at Agatha.
-"I'm not wondering."-she smiled.
For a few seconds there was an awkward silence between them.
-"What's your name,then?"- finally asked Agatha,looking at Erik with her beautiful and big green eyes.
-"Oh,my name is not as nice as yours… it's Erik."- he said.
-"I like it! Nice to meet you,Erik. Where are you from? Are you a tourist? How old are you?"
-"Wow,wow,not so fast!"-Erik laughed."I came from Kentucky,so,yes,you're right,i'm a tourist. I'm 28 years old,Agatha. And you?"
-"I'm 26"- said Agatha." And i was born here,in Florida. My parents are really good people,they raised me and my three brothers,they gave us all of their love and attention to our talents. Our mother taught me a lot about this life… And our father was trying to make succesful people out of us."
-"You have wonderful parents,Agatha. My father raised me by himself, because our mother left us when i was  two years old..."
-"Oh, i'm so sorry, Erik! I didn't know..."- Agatha put her hands around Erik. He blushed...
-"That's okay, it's not your fault. Can you tell me something about yourself, please?"-Erik even said "please"! That is not how he usually talks...
-"Sure. What do you want to hear?"- asked Agatha.
-"I would like to hear something about... like,interests,or, hobbies?"
-" Umm... I like to write stories for kids, and sometimes i sell them."
-"Very interesting, Agatha. Listen,please: I would like to invite you to a restaurant tonight,will you come?"-Erik put his hand on Agatha's shoulder.
-"Is that a date?"- her eyes were killing Erik.Yes,he fell in love. Yes, rude Erik,that hated woman,fell in love with just one snap of the fingers! I know,it doesn't seem real,but it's the truth!
-"Yes,it is."- that was the first time Erik was red not from madness,the first time he blushed in front of the women!
-" I will say yes,Erik. You're great person,i feel like i'm slowly falling in love..."Once in Kentucky was a man, Erik Seashell. He was kind of wierd man: Erik didn't like woman. He even said once:" Marriage-is the straight way to die."
His friends were already married, So do his collegemates. There was only Erik and a few people he knew, that weren't married yet.
Erik was really agressive person. If someone said something about him,and Erik didn't like that saying,he gets mad immediately. So,one day Erik ran away from his job,cause he got mad quickly on his colleague.
-Erik,stop!Come back,please! If you'll not come back,i'll fire you!-Erik's boss's head came out of the window. His boss, Mr. Morton was trying to bring Erik back… Unfortunately, his employee was too angry to do anyhing responsible at that moment.
-I'm done with it! I don't care you'll fire me! And don't call me anymore,because i'm not going to work here anyway,Mr. Morton!!!-yelled Erik,and then he walked away,his face was red from being so mad.
A few days later, Erik made the decision: take a trip to Florida,for starting a  new life.
After a while,Erik reached Florida. He was super tired and furious: It took more than one day to get to Florida, and then there was a women in the Black Grand Cheerokee Jeep car. She was looking in the mirror,doing makeup!!!
There was a huge traffic on the road because of this lady!!!Erik went out of his truck and yelled at her:
-"Hey,you! Yes,you! Why are you just standing here,stupid chick?! Your face doesn't look pretty,trust me! You don't need the cosmetics at all,it just shows me how stupid you are!!! Now, move your car somewhere from here,quickly!!!"
The lady didn't say a word. She just threw away her cosmetics and drove away as fast as she could.
-"Chick!"- said Erik.
Erik had a friend in Florida,so before he sat in his truck, Erick called him,because he didn't have an apartament in Florida,and Erik didn't have the habitat to trust anyone: ecspecially realtors in the different state that Erik has never been.
When Erik finally arrived, he didn't have energy for anything,except for asking his friend,where is his room for these holidays. Somehow, Erik found his bed and just fell down on it: In the next ten seconds Erik was asleep,like a baby.
Next morning,after breakfast,Erik said that he wants to go to the beach,since he doesn't want to waste his time at his friend's house, when it's such a beautiful day.
Erik went to the beach,it was really sunny there. Cool breeze was everywhere… That was so relaxing,Erik even forgot about his problems.
-"Could you please move your stuff a little bit"?-said a beautiful voice above Erik's ear.
-"Should i really do that? What if i don't want to? What will you do then?"-replied Erik.
-"Well,maybe,i will call the beach guard,and they will take you and your stuff away from the beach. And as you can see,i asked you very politely!"
-"Okay,just stop yelling."-said Erik.
-"I'm not yelling on you!"- said the beautiful voice.
Erik moved his stuff to the right a little bit,and took a look at the women,who was talking to him.
It was a pretty lady,not really tall. She had blonde hair and green eyes,got a small nose and pink cheeks.
-"What's your name?"-asked Erik.
-"Agatha Wormwood"-said the lady.
-"You've got a nice name,you know. But that doesn't mean that i'm saying any kind of compliment,in case you're wondering."-Erik glanced at Agatha.
-"I'm not wondering."-she smiled.
For a few seconds there was an awkward silence between them.
-"What's your name,then?"- finally asked Agatha,looking at Erik with her beautiful and big green eyes.
-"Oh,my name is not as nice as yours… it's Erik."- he said.
-"I like it! Nice to meet you,Erik. Where are you from? Are you a tourist? How old are you?"
-"Wow,wow,not so fast!"-Erik laughed."I came from Kentucky,so,yes,you're right,i'm a tourist. I'm 28 years old,Agatha. And you?"
-"I'm 26"- said Agatha." And i was born here,in Florida. My parents are really good people,they raised me and my three brothers,they gave us all of their love and attention to our talents. Our mother taught me a lot about this life… And our father was trying to make succesful people out of us."
-"You have nice parents,Agatha. My father raised me by himself,because my mother left us when i was two years old."-Erik said.
-"Oh,i'm so sorry,Erik. I didn't know that..."-Agatha put her hands around Erik. He blushed!
-"Agatha... would you come to the restaurant tonight with me?"-Erik was as red,as the tomato!
-"Is that a date?"- her eyes were following while Erik moved his body,being nervous... He fell in love! Rude Erik,that hated woman,now fell in love! That's just doesn' seem real,it doesn't make sense!
-"Yes,it is."- Erik smiled to Agatha,nervously.
-"I would say yes, because you're such a great person! I think that i'm slowly falling in love,Erik..."- said Agatha.
-" I think,i feel the same way,Agatha."-Erik put his hand on Agatha's shoulder.
-" You're so sweet,Erik. What's the time i should come to the restaurant?"
-" At nine o'clock, my dear."-Erik replied.
-"Ooh! It's seven o'clock right now! Time went fast! We should hurry,Erik!"- Agatha was looking at her watches.
-"Yeah, we don't want to be late!"- said Erik.
Next, Erik kissed Agatha's hand very gently,and they said :"See you at the restaurant!"-to each other.
Erik dressed up in  the tuxedo,he was looking perfect and handsome.
His heart beated like a drum... Is that love?
Agatha came fifteen minutes later,than Erik. She was dressed like the Goddess: long red dress attached to the floor, straightened hair,red lipstick on her full lips, golden neckless,and high heels.
-"You are so beautiful!"- Erik touched her waist gently. He invited Agatha to the table.
-"You're handsome,Erik. I can say that you're a gentelman..."- Agatha smiled to Erik,like he already was her boyfriend, and that look crushed Erik like the rock from heavens!
They ate crabs,and a seafood mixed salad. After all,Erik invited Agatha to the slow dance... And then it happened... Erik kissed Agatha!
She said:
-"What do you want?"
-"I want you..."
They kissed a bit more,and then Agatha said:
-"Let's come to my apartament...ooh..."
-"Oh, my love..."- Erik kissed Agatha hardly,paid the check,and then they went out of the restaurant...They sat in the taxi,to get to Agatha's apartament.
... They took a shower together,kissing each other. Yes,it was love.
They both wanted it, and they knew it exactly.
Next,Erik and Agatha went to her bedroom,kissing close to each other.
Erik touched her bubs and ass,and then took her dress of, quickly.
He wanted to do that to her that night...
Agatha did the same to Erik's cloths.
She pulled him away,and he fell on her bed, knowing what will happen next...
That was a pretty sweet knowledge...
... It was in the middle of the night: Erik fucked Agatha,his dick was moving really fast,so she yelled:
-"Aahhh,aww!!! Oh my God!!!!"
Agatha and Erik enjoyed that sex,for sure.
Erik got a beautiful girl, Agatha was no more insane.
After all,it was the early morning. Agatha and Erick fucked all night,and now they enjoyed orgasm.
-"Ooh,aww... You was perfect, naughty boy!"- Agatha said,laughing and trying to breathe regularly.
-"You acted like a slut,my love! So good...Ahh."-Erik got everything he wanted for that night,he was fully enjoying.
-"What if i got pregnant?"- Agatha opened her eyes in horror.
-"You was totally awesome, Agatha... Aww."- Erik didn't want to talk about anything,especially about Agatha's possible pregnancy.
-"No,really! Hey,Erik! I don't wan't to be pregnant right now! That's too early for me,i want to live for myself a little more!"-Agatha cried.
-"Don't worry about that,my girl. How do you know you're pregnant? There's nothing to worry about, my sweet candy!"-Erik  didn' care at all,he was planning to ride away back to Kentucky without Agatha or even their baby.
Agatha got dressed and went to the pharmacy to get test on pregnancy.
-"Hey,where are you going babe? C'mon,don'take it so serious!"- said Erik.
After Agatha got the result of the pregnancy test,she was crying.
It was positive. No,it can't be the truth!
Erik saw the result of the test. Agatha asked him:
-"Will you marry me?"-her eyes were full of tears.
-"No,i won't! I'm going back to Kentucky, you're the slut, and i don't need any sluts in my life! Did you believe,that i love you?! But i hate all woman,they're just like my mother,all sluts! My mother slept with a different man every day and night,when she left us! So do you: you agreed to fuck with me,didn't you?! You were drunk, you're totally a slut!!!!"