Listen to me, land rats!
I'm a pirate, my place at sea,
I'm not a servant, a rat, a scum.
Fear the captain's wrath.
On Board my alcohol and gold,
I keep kings at Bay,
Over my head a solid reward,
But who wins? Ha ha ha!
I found captain Hook's treasure.,
Friendship I lead with a blue beard,
I can't be defeated by a common man.
I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!
Подходит мужчина к газетному ларьку.
- "Правда" есть?
- Нет.
- А "Россия"?
- "Россию" продали. Остался "Труд" за 3 копейки, берёте?
P.S. без ковычек - вся наша жизнь.