Listen to me, land rats!
I'm a pirate, my place at sea,
I'm not a servant, a rat, a scum.
Fear the captain's wrath.
On Board my alcohol and gold,
I keep kings at Bay,
Over my head a solid reward,
But who wins? Ha ha ha!
I found captain Hook's treasure.,
Friendship I lead with a blue beard,
I can't be defeated by a common man.
I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!
Most people only care to hurt when things don't go as they would have preferred.
Even if it's always a better option to not try if it's only going to fail (for how/who you both are & how that doesn't mesh so well)