The opened door revealed some kind of round table conference being conducted in a
relatively intimate room. There were politicians present, presumably from the
Silverns government (which I had never even heard of or seen before this matter), and
a few representatives of the key professions, including someone who looked
remarkably like Jeter…
The minute Judge Firdous walked in, everyone gave her an instinctive nod, and me a
glare. That being said, I was ushered in anyway. I realised the absence of Jeter’s
father and Harris’s father was because they were busy conducting their ‘expert’ class
back at Izhar Academy. Before, I could start thinking of further possible explanations
and questions, the Jeter lookalike spoke.
‘Aunty, so glad you could come,’ he cooed in the most superficial manner, ‘and to
have brought this one,’ his eyes flashed at me.
‘Yes, yes darling, certainly,’ she remarked in an equally sugary tone, ‘let us
commence with the meeting, then.’
‘Madam, we need your signatures here, here, and here,’ spoke one of the men in
formal suits; he looked like the president or prime minister at best, ‘and I believe the
matter will be ready for broadcasting.’
‘We will just wait for Hiseff to come. He will be done with his lecture in another
few minutes,’ she then proceeded to take her seat and engage in the signings.
Meanwhile, I just stood by the door. There were two engineers with a patch on their
skins that looked like a blueprint, who were busy typing away on their MacBook
Pro’s. There were three empty seats, presumably for the missing members, including
Jeter’s father. The sound of shuffling documents, fingers pressing away the keys of
the laptop and the scribbling of fountain pens in shiny ink formed a chorus in the
otherwise unfeeling room.
After some moments had passed, heavy footsteps could be heard getting closer,
when finally the filtered crescendo resulted in a loud thud, as Mr. Kit barged through
the door, in what he hoped would have been a sparkling, intimidating entrance, but
really, seemed quite clumsy and unprofessional.
‘Oh, I see the party has not started without me!’ he these words in a high pitch, that
were painfully out of order.
‘Finally, Hiseff! Take a seat,’ Judge Firdous announced ceremoniously, ‘let us
begin.’
‘I am glad the unveiling of this project will be tomorrow. We are quite literally not
going to waste any time on this,’ the man who had asked for Judge Firdous’s
signatures earlier spoke. He did in fact, turn out to be someone from the government
and was the prime minister of Silverns, Yahya Ataullah.
As he said those words a presentation was played on a holographic medium, similar
to the mechanism I had seen in Jeter’s class the day before. The female engineer
initiated some colour sequences that highlighted the design of some box in red. The
male engineer then started to rapidly type out something on his laptop that initiated a
dark green sequence of the words “It will carry on for us”, and released various
labelling, ending on various images of robotic figures, while the entire room erupted
into voracious clapping.
The eliteratti had conceived a plan to replace all jobs by the miscellaneous with
electronic operating systems. That meant all the ‘measly’ jobs of cleaning or driving
or anything that did not fall into their elite categories would become automated,
effectively putting all the miscellaneous out of jobs. And since no one was allowed to
follow any other path, openly at least (not that they had a proper education on their
rights), their livelihood was going to be badly disrupted. If only Left Arrow was self
sufficient, economically stable and the miscellaneous were allowed the space to
expand themselves, the entire miscellaneous race would not perish, as it seemed now
would be inevitable. The eliteratti were going to have the miscellaneous totally
dependent on them. And this vicious cycle was going to get more and more vicious.
Now it seemed like I had another cause to fight for. It had become more than
personal.
My furrowed brows and silence that seemed to cut my own body was all the
reaction this abrupt little exhibition elicited from me. But it was not enough.
‘So what do you have to say?’ Mr Kit turned to me, with a mocking, ghastly smile.
‘About?’ Though I had understood what was about to happen.
‘Get this,’ he continued, ‘the person wagging his tongue the most for his clown
father to step into Judge Firdous’s sphere, has not the tongue now.’
There was fake laughter in the room following a poor statement.
‘Certain individuals who question authority need to be corrected, is it not?’ Judge
Firdous uttered in her lofty attitude, like we were in some kind of refracted parent
child relationship, ‘so when you traversed that thin line between what is right and
what is wrong, well, we had to step in and save you from destroying yourself.’
‘But obviously this entire endeavour was not simply for your benefit, it provides a
great deal of satisfaction to us. We thought the minute Joyce’s daughter is done with
her novel we will have no further problems,’ Mr. Kit said turning to the table, then
back to me, ‘but then something profound struck us. Also, as you are aware till the
novel is completed, given your present occupation, you serve no purpose from birth,
and it would not really be of any consequence if you died.’
Death? It was like that was their biggest threat.
My deadpan, cold bloodied face offered him nothing he wanted to see. What could
this worthless fear really do in a broken world? And frankly, it made him very
uncomfortable.
Mr. Kit realised what he said was not only unnecessary, but completely off topic. He
slowly recoiled back into his seat, and was compelled to yield the floor to Judge
Firdous. It was a matter of intimidation and not to be intimidated.
‘Our brilliant brains have conceived a use for you, after all,’ Judge Firdous declared,
‘and we have great happiness in telling you, it is owed entirely to your blank slate.’
Once more, I stayed quiet. There was an influx of thoughts ranging as to whether
they had seen me in one of the libraries at the school, going over books on biology,
literature and psychology, because considering I am a plain canvas, there is room for
so much to be achieved. Were they going to assign me something based on that? But
it was stupid of me to exhibit such premature optimism towards them.
‘You will be the perfect guinea pig for Silverns’s esteemed, and most well respected
scientist, Pervez Zahoor,’ she said whilst waiting for what she believed would be an
awestruck or star gazed expression on my face, but what an awkward assumption. I
had no idea about anyone, let alone these eliterattis.
‘What do you mean by guinea pig?’ finally my frozen tongue thawed a bit, and I was
able to voice out my thoughts. I was going to be no man’s guinea pig.
‘You will be taken to his laboratory, and he will put you through a series of
experiments and see if you can become the world’s first robot infused humanoid
species,’ Mr. Kit added, after regaining his self righteous composure.
‘What makes you think I would allow that?’ I asked, a little dismayed. If they
thought they were going to make me serve them by turning me into a robot since my
current self would not yield, they had another thing coming.
‘You have no particular say in that,’ Mr. Kit replied, unperturbed by the monstrosity
that is biological experimentation, ‘you have no purpose or any field to fall back on.
And we are constantly thinking of ways to make the eliteratti experience more
advanced. We need to see if the chip, Pervez Sahab will attach to your spinal chord
will be useful or not.’
‘I do not consent to this. And if you force me, the Silverns Law dictates you will be
thrown into jail for unlawful coercion.’
The room erupted into spasms of laughter.
‘The law can do nothing to father,’ the now understood Jeter look alike said, ‘it may
be the same law, but it has very different consequences for all of us.’
‘Then your entire profession is a sham!’ I cried out to Judge Firdous, who ceased her
laughing, ‘why were you born looking like the pillar and advocate of justice when
illegitimacy under your very nose stirs not the fabric of your entire being!’
‘Calm down, you little melodramatic blow horn,’ she patronisingly uttered, ‘should
have been born a politician this one, bloody rhetoric is all that is spewed out.’ She
then gave a fake reassuring smile to the actual politicians present in the room – as if
she was truly a sincere person.
‘I am smart enough to know the applicability of law, and have the authority as to
where its consequences should truly lie,’ she continued in her injudiciousness and
detrimentally misguided pomposity, ‘so therefore your dramaturgical words only
obfuscate what is seen in plain view, the natural order,’ her arms did a circle of the
tiny room in an attempt to showcase her inclusive personality.
I was really just communicating with a wooden block at this point. The level of
lunacy left me astounded.
At that point, two big security guards walked into the room and stood against me
menacingly.
‘We have no problem convincing people in our illustrious past,’ Mr. Kit voiced the
guards’ inclusion to a rather mute audience of the politicians and engineers. They just
seemed part of the room for showmanship.
‘You don’t need to use force to get me to do this, Mr. Kit,’ I said in a very monotone
sort of way. I kind of realised, though it was a long shot whether this speculation
would pay off or not, that Nin was writing on me as a person, and if I were to become
a robot, it would undeniably ruin the authenticity of her piece. Considering how her
father held double affluence in the town given his lineage, Mr. Kit would not want to
start a feud or any condescending behaviour within his own social circles. Therefore,
the idea would be to give in, and place the illusion of my willing compliance to the
eliteratti. Hopefully, that would keep the revolution we were planning wrapped up,
too.
‘I guess I really don’t have any choice. It really is gracious of you to show me my
place. Just let me know what I am to do,’ was my continued reply.
‘Ah! Yes,’ Mr. Kit added, ‘we will all go to the laboratory right now and Pervez
Sahab will direct what is to be done next. Meanwhile, boys,’ he said motioning
towards the engineers, ‘you should go to your den and finalise everything for
tomorrow’s big inauguration. The public will go wild.’
The politicians, judge, engineers and businessmen all exchanged handshakes among
each other and left the room one by one. Once everyone had left, I was ordered out.
We got into big cars and were driven to another building. It was a medium sized
orange rectangular block, with no windows and no visibly discernable doors. It quite
literally looked like one magnified Lego piece. Later, I found out the door had been
painted orange too, and instead of being present in the middle of the building, it was
right at the age of the structure. We entered and were enveloped in a big gloop of
orange – there was no furniture anywhere, save for one white coloured reception table
and a really extensive, never ending ceiling. Once, we got to the table, immediately
the miscellaneous receptionist, who had her own fair share of attitude working for the
town’s scientist, pressed a button that had an elevator emerge from the floor. We were
subsequently carried down to the basement.
There, I was finally introduced to Pervez Sahab – a short, old little man, with snow
white frizzy hair and a body that looked like a laboratory coat once again, except,
instead of a stethoscope around his neck, he wore a pair of very specific gloves on his
hands, which also turned out to be pigmented skin with a very different texture,
designed for an experiment conducive environment.
I expected to be treated with the same airs that had surrounded me for the past hours,
but there was a surprisingly delicacy in the old man’s treatment of me, particularly
through what he called me, too.
‘OK, butterfly,’ he said in a hoarse, sometimes muffled voice, ‘come up on this
podium so I may examine you.’
As I got on top of the podium, the scientist got into a little elevation box that took,
very long in getting to where I was standing. Needless to say, there was a prolonged
awkward silence. After about eight lengthy minutes, the politicians announced they
were going to leave due to some “meeting”, while Mr. Kit and Judge Firdous decided
to join the engineers and check for their progress, and I was left to be chaperoned by
the obnoxious brother of my good friend, Jeter, whose name was also disclosed: Zeter
Kit.
After looking at my neck for some time, the scientist remarked about the uniqueness
of having monotone skin.
‘How long do you reckon this will take to work, Pervez Sahab? When do you think
the chip will enable control?’ Zeter asked in an overzealous, high pitched tone.
‘Patience, sonny my boy!’ was the old man’s reply, ‘I need some time in configuring
the matrix, especially, since your father gave me such short notice.’
‘Yes, but,’
Zeter was cut off from saying anything when the scientist lifted his finger in the
universal sign of “hold it”, while he descended down the podium, once more, with a
long, and admittedly, hilarious time extension. Once he was down, he prodded Zeter
to stand up straight and not slouch like a Wagga Magga plant. That I learned was the
commonest plant at Silverns and was always curled up.
The scientist then told us we could leave, but had to be back here at the same time, so
he could run some tests.
‘Will you be coming to the inauguration tomorrow, Pervez Sahab?’ Zeter asked.
‘No thank you, my boy,’ he replied, ‘I have a very distinct fear of computers taking
over everything.’