CHAPTER 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 2
Months later.

Reji appeared for the CAT exams and got admission in a MBA college located in Tirunelveli, Tamil Nadu.
He went to Tirunelveli.

In Tirunelveli, Tamil Nadu.
At the MBA college.

When Reji was walking through the passage, he saw a girl, trying her best to convey her message and understand the language of the local students.
When Reji went closer to that girl, he realized, it was Vaishnavi.

Vaishnavi was the girl, who used to sit next to Reji, in the exam hall. The girl with whom he fell in love with.

Reji was blushed to see her. He went to her and started talking to her without letting his feelings reflect on his   face.

Reji           "Hi !!"

Vaishnavi turned around.

Vaishnavi            "Ohh.... Hi !!"

Reji               "Remember me ?"

Vaishnavi              "Not really."

Vaishnavi cont'd            "I had seen you somewhere but, I couldn't remember it. "

Reji            "I was your bench mate, during Ty exams. "

Vaishnavi            "Ohh...... Ya, I remember."

Vaishnavi wasn't pleased to see him.

Vaishnavi             "By the way, what was your name ?"

Reji          "I'm Reji. Reji V. Pothan."

Vaishnavi [smiled]            "I'm Vaishnavi. "

Reji          "It's quite tough here, right ?"

Vaishnavi           "Why so ?"

Reji           "Tamilians are not like Mallus [Mallus are referred to people living in Kerala] , they are fools. They believe Tamil is the only language that exist in this universe."

Vaishnavi laughs.

Vaishnavi          "I think you are right. At least I met you, at least I met someone who know Hindi. "

Reji        "You'll have a tough time here. "

Vaishnavi         "Why ?"

Reji           "Communication problem. "

Vaishnavi          "Okay."

Reji was trying to impress her and Vaishnavi was getting bored of his lame jokes.

Reji         "So, which class ?"

Vaishnavi          "Third floor, 302."

Reji         "Wow !! We are classmates then."

Vaishnavi [to herself]         "God, I want some break from him."

A boy bumped into their chat.

Abdullah          "I heard you talking. Are you both from Maharashtra ?"

Reji         "Yes."

Abdullah         "I'm Abdullah."

Abdullah cont'd            "Feels good to find people who can understand your language."

Reji [laughs]          "I'm Reji and she is Vaishnavi."

Abdullah          "Do you know where the toilet is ?"

Vaishnavi          "Girls toilet ?"

Reji [to himself]          "I should train myself to laugh on her lame jokes."

Abdullah         "It was a lame joke. Can you tell me where the 'Gents' toilet is ?"

Vaishnavi           "Upstairs."

Abdullah           "Thank you."

Abdullah cont'd            "And ya , please don't go. Wait for me here. "

Reji          "Okay, we'll wait."

Abdullah went upstairs.

Vaishnavi           "Three now. "

Reji          "Ya. It's an MBA college, we could find more."

Reji cont'd            "Let's go upstairs."

Vaishnavi           "Yes. Okay."

At a different place, in Tirunelveli.

Raghu Rajeev IPS got suspended for misbehaving with a woman, who came to his office for filing a report.

News reporters gathered around him when he was leaving the commissioner's office.

Reporter 1          "Sir, What did  actually happened that day ?"

Reporter 2          "Do you think this suspension is the consequence of your fight against big shots ?"

Raghu Rajeev         "I as well as every single office who were present on that day, knows I got framed in it. "

Raghu Rajeev cont'd        "But they are afraid as you are, to say that big shot's name in public."

Reporter 3        "Can you tell us, who that big shot is ?"

Raghu Rajeev             "It's neither me nor you. That's it."

Raghu Rajeev got into his car and left the place.

At the MBA college.
In the canteen.

Reji, Vaishnavi and Abdullah were sitting in the canteen.

Abdullah         "Are you guys coming for a movie tomorrow ?"

Reji         "Which movie ?"

Abdullah           "Hindi."

Reji         "I'm not interested. "

Vaishnavi       "I'll come."

Reji         "If you both are going......I'll come too."

Abdullah        "Bring 250 rupees."

Reji         "Okay."

Vaishnavi         "No !! Let's have lunch from outside. I'm bored of this idli sambhaar [A Tamil dish]."

Abdullah          "I don't have that much money, I ......"

Reji [interrupted]          "Come, I'll pay yours."

Reji cont'd           "But, you should pay for my ticket."

Reji and Abdullah laughs.
Vaishnavi's phone rings. She took her phone and went outside the canteen.

Abdullah        "Boyfriend ?"

Reji           "I don't know."

Abdullah         "Yes it is. It's her boyfriend's call."

Reji       "How do you know that ?"

Abdullah        "Psychology, I know little about girls."

Abdullah cont'd         "If it was her family, who called her, she wouldn't have left."

Reji       "Are you sure ?"

Abdullah          "Yes."

Reji           "100 percent sure ?"

Abdullah           "110 percent."

Reji         "Okay, let's ask her."

Vaishnavi came back.

Reji      "What happened ?"

Vaishnavi          "What ?"

Reji           "I mean, who called you ?"

Vaishnavi          "Ohh.... It was dad."

Reji laughs

Vaishnavi            "What happened ? Why are you laughing ?"

Reji         "There was a 'so called' psychologist sitting in this room."

Reji cont'd         "He published his theory few minutes ago but, moments after that publication, his theory was proved wrong."

Vaishnavi         "What the hell are you talking about ?"

Reji         "I was trying to be funny, but failed miserably. So, leave it."

Vaishnavi           "Okay. To be frank, your jokes are so lame."

Reji [to himself, in his mind]        "Bitch ! Maa ki chud iski [Meaning, Mother fucker in English.]"

Abdullah         "You are right Vaishu, Humor is not everyone's cup of tea. "

Reji was shocked to  hear Abdullah calling Vaishnavi,   'Vaishu'.

Reji [in his mind]        "Tharkey hai saala [Meaning. 'He's a Womanizer' in English.]"

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