Ring Ring......

Ooh I groaned
Alarm why now 😤 when I was having the best dream of my life I was finally kissing Tommy (classic Stephanie she can't even kiss him in reality but can daydream about him).
So today is the D-day the day I finally go back to school to meet my favourite people which are the:
1) Bullies
2) Pranksters
3) Bitches
4) Jerk and cocky idiots
Before I forget the school's barbies 😂.

I jumped up from the bed and played music on my phone and started shaking my hips.
(You idiot you are still shaking your waist when you are meant to be getting ready to impress Tommy.)
Have started hearing voices
I fell on my knees and started saying
“ Lord why I am still small to start going gaga I have not even become an aunt or even had a boyfriend.
(Stop being so melodramatic and fool it is almost time for school and stop behaving like a lunatic.)

Stephanie, you are getting late you need to hurry you don't want to get detention on your first day I thought in my head 🤔. I hurriedly took my toothbrush and towel and headed into the shower.
After I was done bathing (you fool were you bathing or you were wasting water -brain) I went to my closet.
(I know what you guys might be thinking yes I have my closet but my real house ( we own a mansion) my normal room is twice as big as this room. We don't want the attention that is why we are living here.

Back to my clothes
   Omg what am I going to wear?, Which shoes am I putting on?, how am I styling my hair?, I know that is what some of the barbies in my school will be thinking about stupid fools.
   I know you will be thinking I have courage in my mind. Yes, I actually have the courage just that I can't stand for myself in front of people ( classic Stephanie).
   Okay, seriously back to my clothes what am I wearing?.
Brain: Wear a sexy gown.
Me: Am sorry I will pass, I don't do gown.... especially sexy gown.
Brain: Stephanie you are useless.
Me: I know thank you. "What a nice
comment" I said sarcastically.
Brain thanks for your opinion but I will think for myself.
 
I entered into my closet there were a lot of fancy clothes such as dresses, shorts, crop tops, skirt, blouses name any type of clothes you will find it but I know my section "ripped jeans and cute tops". I also have the latest bags, glasses and shoes collection but like I said before; I have my own section which is boot and converse. I love those shoes ( converse) they are just too med ( as in mad oooooh 😉).
 
I wore a red bra and normal panties ( I don't do thongs but I have their collection in my closet, thongs are not comfortable). I wore blue ripped jeans, a yellow top, a necklace which has my name and my Nike shoes.
I applied little mascara and lipgloss cause there was no need to cake my face like those barbies. I was about going downstairs but I had a feeling that I was forgetting something.
Brain: Fool you forgot to brush your hair,
You forgot your backpack and phone.
First of all, do you want to go to
school looking hideous.
Secondly, you are going to school
without your backpack which book
are you going to use for classes?
Let me guess your palm.
Thirdly, your phone Stephanie are
you normal 😂, you are going to
a school without your phone.
Me: Thanks brain for all your preaching am
I free to carry on with my work.
Am finally going nut am conversing
with my brain 😂.

Back to my hair:
I brushed my hair and packed it up and made a messy bun with my hair.
I looked like an adorable girl. I carried my backpack and inserted my phone into my pocket and went downstairs for breakfast.
When I got downstairs I heard the sweet voice of my mother. My mum and I are blessed with the talent of singing but am blessed with 2 "singing" and " dancing". I felt like I should have joined the singing and dancing team but am actually shy (Brain: what a baby).
" Steph baby what are you thinking about, " my mum asked.
"Nothing mum I'm just hungry "I replied.
Mummy what did you make for your adorable little girl.
Haha, you adorable you are my shy and cute girl. You are all grown up I remember when I used to ......
Mummy, it is enough, I know you want to tell me about the time when you normally chase me around to change my diapers.
Brain: Stephanie I remember that time
you were a crazy little baby girl.
Me: liar how are you able to remember
things when I was 2 years old.

It has been confirmed Stephanie has gone mad 😂😂.

My Mum made a delicious breakfast it consisted of bacon, sausages, omelette and toast. I started devouring the food.

Brain: "Devouring " my foot or you were stuffing food into your face .....
Mum before I forget, where is Dad?
"Steph he had a business meeting but he will be back before dinner."

Mum thanks for the food. It was delicious and mouth-watering. I kissed my mum bye cause I had less than 10 minutes to get to school. I went to the garage to get my baby 'Lucy'
I know what you guys will be thinking about it is a" bicycle", not a car.
  My baby is so special to me because my dad and mum got it for me on my birthday I could have gotten a car if I wanted but I wanted something simple and not expensive. The moment I saw the bicycle I fell in love with it. Enough about my bicycle. I need to get to school I hopped and rode to school after that I connected my headphone to my phone and started listening to "uproar" by Lil Wayne.





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