Class Pet
They put me in time out
But I didn't do anything's bad
That ol' mean teacher
Says I'm the worst student he's ever had
But he don't know what he's talking about
He cant even see
all the things everyone else is doing
He only sees michevious me.
I try to do the right thing
I try to do what's good.
But there are still times I don't
Do all the things I should.
Like the time I brought my frog to class
He likes to hop everywhere.
He hopped right out of my hands one day
And into the teachers chair.
My frog was supposed to be a gift
From me to the entire class.
I thought that it would boots my grades
I though it would help me pass.
And everything seemed alright
By the way my friends would laugh and cheer.
But when my teacher finally walked in
His face froze up in fear.
Because when he saw a frog in his chair,
He started to scream and shout.
Then he looked at me with fury in his eyes
and said take your frog and get out.
My teacher had to change his pants,
because everybody could see,
That when he saw my little frog,
He let out a little pee.
So I had to take a time out.
My frog had to go with me too.
We were both trapped in this little room
Like animals in a zoo.
So if you want to do something for your class,
Please mark this one off your list.
Because if your teacher is like mine,
He'll probably be pissed.
2018-08-26 06:08:08
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