#sadpizza
A story from a friend Based off a true time I was hungry one night so I dicited to make a 🍕 I took a mini 🍕 out of the Fridge and put it in the TOASTER But it WOULDN'T FRICKIN FIT So I put it in the FRICKEN OVEN AT 500° Because I'm an impatient person AND I FRIKEN BURNT IT SO I Took a nother mini 🍕 And put it in the TOASTER AND IT WOULDN'T FIT ETHER So o took that one and put it in the oven at 500° AND I FRIKEN BURNT IT AGAIN (#triggerd) So I dicited to eat it and it was DESCUSTING SO I GAVE THEM BOTH TO MY BROTHER AND he didn't want it either so I dicited to get Cereal 😭😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😭 🍕❌ 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 🍨😑 Aug STUPID TOASTER 😡
2018-12-15 03:32:36
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