Chapter 1 : the talk
"aren't we supposed to hunt them?" that what Mayros said to me while we were running for our lives.
"good point, but not when we are only two and they are..." i looked behind me to count our Pursuers "nine... Nine fregging vampires!"
"that's just Catastrophantastic" replied Mayros.
" now the hunted became the hunter" i said then cackled.
"JJ, it's not the time dude"
"SO what are we gonna do?"
"I've got an idea" Mayros implied between his increasing breaths...
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Wow wow wow wait!
You must be asking yourselves "what the fudge is going on, who are those guys and What is happening?"
To cut things short, I'll tell ya the whole gig... But first i should give you "the talk".
For the geekies who read the supernatural series by Carver Edlund (which are not very viral so if you read it congratulations! You're officially geeks) might know that the "supernatural creatures" are real which means werewolves, vampires, shape-shifters, skin-walkers, jeffersions starships, Demons, angles, ghosts, ghouls...etc are real and most importantly that there are people who hunt these creatures and they are called Hunters (not a surprising name... Unpopular opinion).
And we (me and Mayros and Monzana ma'am and chicki)are hunters...In real life.
For the people who don't know what i'm talking about and didn't get "the talk" well kiddos...You will pick up during the process.
Then, les't get to the next question.
Who am i? my name is JJ (shorts of Jacob Jacobson, weird name right? That's Why i prefer people calling me fudging JJ! ) borne in march, love bananas, girls and friday nights i am a professional hunter you should know Two Things about me:
First : i am awesome
Second: i Have an awesome sense of humor, Just Like me.
And finally.
Why are we chased by nine vampires? Well, That's all begins with a big old little spell book.
Remember that guy who i was running with? Yeah! That’s Mayros.
me and Mayros are friends, More Like Brothers... Adopted brothers and we are pretty different.
Mayros Bailey (sounds british right? That's what i keep on telling him) is a very simple guy, love to hunt, flirt, reading books, sarcasm and dark jokes, if he likes you he smiles at you but if he hates you... In best scenarios he'll just kill ya fast.
Two things you should know about him:
First : he speaks in Big words and in a more earnest basic manner
Second: he is honest... I Mean it, like really honest, he can't lie, letterly he can only speak the truth so he hates to Be asked about... Any thing.
And he has a high teast, because when i wanted to go to a normal bar he insisted on going to a fancy club... so we waited forever until some chick had mercy on Mayros and me and sneaked us in Under the bodyguard armpit.
It wasn't a bad idea after all because we Have just finished our first hunt alone; Just the two of us and i have just turned 19 ( Mayros is 20, but he looks 25) and it was my fudging birth day, and i wanted it to Be fudging awesome so we had some bouse and shaked the shoes...
to be honest, it was only me who shaked the shoes.
i found a karaoki corner and started singing and flirting, then found a pole and danced on it, while Mayros _and the rest of the club_ sat silently amazed by how awful my voice and moves was .
"Can we Just leave?"
"No no, i'm having fun"
"yeah, by karaoking people to death"
Replied Mayros.
the chick who sneaked us in laughed and said : "your friend is funny JJ".
"yeah i know we call him May May"
"no, you don't " said Mayros and the girl responded " that's cute, It sound like a name of a kitten"
Mayros sighted loudly and i started teasing him by purring and scratching his shoulder.
"let's go now JJ"
"let's stay May May"
" Now!"
" But you chose this club so you should stay longer. Or you are mad because i'm having fun?" i raised my eyebrows.
"no i am not and we stayed here for almost 7 hours"
i tried to talk but he stopped me and lift his watch pointing quarter past Midnight, And we went in the club around five thirty.
"But i want to sing,I was Just warming up" i pouted
" we leave in five" and then he went out to start the truck.
I followed him quickly.
and because i was drunk and dizzy i forgot my bag.
It was a great night and it took me 3 days to sober up and remember that...
"fudge! I forgot my bag in the club"
"what club? What bag? Who are you?" said the old woman serving me the taco.
" i am JJ,i forgot my bag in the club i went to 4 nights before and it contains the spell book... Monzana ma'am's spell book"
This made Mayros spit the whole coffee cup on my face and my taco.
" JJ, you stupid Fruit Head! What have you done? She's gonna kill us... Letterly"
"yeah i know"
" she will rip your face and make a tortilla out of it and stuff it with your guts"
"Ewww! But yeah i know'
" we should get it back"
" yeah i know"
" before she punishes me for your sin"
"yeah i know"
" so where did you put it? "
" i don't know "
______________________________
Hello! It's my first english story, and it's my first story in This app, so you might Find some mistakes and i hope you show it to me so i Can fix it.
i hope you Like and enjoy This story and please give me your feedback 💛🌺
"good point, but not when we are only two and they are..." i looked behind me to count our Pursuers "nine... Nine fregging vampires!"
"that's just Catastrophantastic" replied Mayros.
" now the hunted became the hunter" i said then cackled.
"JJ, it's not the time dude"
"SO what are we gonna do?"
"I've got an idea" Mayros implied between his increasing breaths...
_________
Wow wow wow wait!
You must be asking yourselves "what the fudge is going on, who are those guys and What is happening?"
To cut things short, I'll tell ya the whole gig... But first i should give you "the talk".
For the geekies who read the supernatural series by Carver Edlund (which are not very viral so if you read it congratulations! You're officially geeks) might know that the "supernatural creatures" are real which means werewolves, vampires, shape-shifters, skin-walkers, jeffersions starships, Demons, angles, ghosts, ghouls...etc are real and most importantly that there are people who hunt these creatures and they are called Hunters (not a surprising name... Unpopular opinion).
And we (me and Mayros and Monzana ma'am and chicki)are hunters...In real life.
For the people who don't know what i'm talking about and didn't get "the talk" well kiddos...You will pick up during the process.
Then, les't get to the next question.
Who am i? my name is JJ (shorts of Jacob Jacobson, weird name right? That's Why i prefer people calling me fudging JJ! ) borne in march, love bananas, girls and friday nights i am a professional hunter you should know Two Things about me:
First : i am awesome
Second: i Have an awesome sense of humor, Just Like me.
And finally.
Why are we chased by nine vampires? Well, That's all begins with a big old little spell book.
Remember that guy who i was running with? Yeah! That’s Mayros.
me and Mayros are friends, More Like Brothers... Adopted brothers and we are pretty different.
Mayros Bailey (sounds british right? That's what i keep on telling him) is a very simple guy, love to hunt, flirt, reading books, sarcasm and dark jokes, if he likes you he smiles at you but if he hates you... In best scenarios he'll just kill ya fast.
Two things you should know about him:
First : he speaks in Big words and in a more earnest basic manner
Second: he is honest... I Mean it, like really honest, he can't lie, letterly he can only speak the truth so he hates to Be asked about... Any thing.
And he has a high teast, because when i wanted to go to a normal bar he insisted on going to a fancy club... so we waited forever until some chick had mercy on Mayros and me and sneaked us in Under the bodyguard armpit.
It wasn't a bad idea after all because we Have just finished our first hunt alone; Just the two of us and i have just turned 19 ( Mayros is 20, but he looks 25) and it was my fudging birth day, and i wanted it to Be fudging awesome so we had some bouse and shaked the shoes...
to be honest, it was only me who shaked the shoes.
i found a karaoki corner and started singing and flirting, then found a pole and danced on it, while Mayros _and the rest of the club_ sat silently amazed by how awful my voice and moves was .
"Can we Just leave?"
"No no, i'm having fun"
"yeah, by karaoking people to death"
Replied Mayros.
the chick who sneaked us in laughed and said : "your friend is funny JJ".
"yeah i know we call him May May"
"no, you don't " said Mayros and the girl responded " that's cute, It sound like a name of a kitten"
Mayros sighted loudly and i started teasing him by purring and scratching his shoulder.
"let's go now JJ"
"let's stay May May"
" Now!"
" But you chose this club so you should stay longer. Or you are mad because i'm having fun?" i raised my eyebrows.
"no i am not and we stayed here for almost 7 hours"
i tried to talk but he stopped me and lift his watch pointing quarter past Midnight, And we went in the club around five thirty.
"But i want to sing,I was Just warming up" i pouted
" we leave in five" and then he went out to start the truck.
I followed him quickly.
and because i was drunk and dizzy i forgot my bag.
It was a great night and it took me 3 days to sober up and remember that...
"fudge! I forgot my bag in the club"
"what club? What bag? Who are you?" said the old woman serving me the taco.
" i am JJ,i forgot my bag in the club i went to 4 nights before and it contains the spell book... Monzana ma'am's spell book"
This made Mayros spit the whole coffee cup on my face and my taco.
" JJ, you stupid Fruit Head! What have you done? She's gonna kill us... Letterly"
"yeah i know"
" she will rip your face and make a tortilla out of it and stuff it with your guts"
"Ewww! But yeah i know'
" we should get it back"
" yeah i know"
" before she punishes me for your sin"
"yeah i know"
" so where did you put it? "
" i don't know "
______________________________
Hello! It's my first english story, and it's my first story in This app, so you might Find some mistakes and i hope you show it to me so i Can fix it.
i hope you Like and enjoy This story and please give me your feedback 💛🌺
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