Chapter three: the cams
JJ's pov... Again
The demon guard showed me the way to the servailince room to See the cams while Mayros cleaned the mess we made.
"These are the recordings of the night 3 days ago, hey look! I Can see you two douchebags right next to the karaoki corner "
" shut up, let's see now where did you put your bag JJ" said Mayros, Then his phone rang and it was Monzana ma'am.
I rushed and took it from him Preventing him From answering and causing a disaster.
Don't worry, He was cool with it.
"it's ghost busters, what's your situation ma'am? "
A grumpy deep female voice answer me in fury, she was not happy to hear me:
" you idiot! i called Mayros Why did you pick up? Where is he? "
" the agent you're asking for is busy making out with a homo kid , always happy to help ma'am " i said while recovering from the blow Mayros gave me for saying that he is making out.
" Listen you Fruit Head, i need you both home friday night, we have a bigger fish to fry"
"yes ma'am"
"anyway, how was your first solo drive? And how is my spell book? "
I couldn't answer, shivers ran down my spine and my tongue froze with fear.
" you didn't leave it out and about right, JJ? " my eyes blinked with surprise.
For a sec i thought she caught me, but then i realized she was waiting For an answer,i cleared my throat and gave it the best batman voice i've got and answered:
" no no no of course ma'am, he's, i Mean it is... right here, Can you hear this? This is the sound of it in my bag " i replied hitting a book on a table near me with me trembling hand.
" ok, JJ i will call later, if anything went down give me a hello"
"of course ma'am, At your service "
" k, bye, i'm gonna go get more drunk and play tags with a bunch o..."
" ok, ok, i don't wanna hear the details" i said and i hung up in disgust.
"did she buy it? " asked Mayros.
" i guess SO, she was too drunk to even roll her head around it "
" wait, did she drunk dile us? "
" no, she drunk dialed you, May Be she wanted to call her ex but she found your number on speed dial " i replied laughing.
"that means that she was back from her hunt with mia"
" yeah, SO? "
" what did she said? "
" we should Be home by friday "
" shit! Today is wednesday"
" come you bastard, i can't See your bag anymore"the demon guard Interrupted me, i went to the screen and watched me, running but the bag was not with me, nor with Mayros.
" Can you Rewind? "
" no"
I punched him: "let me rephrase it rewind now, bitch"
The demon guard (damn it the name is too long to say, I'll Just call him D gurd... sounds better).
The D guard rewind till Mayros made him Stop, and while watching the tape, i Remembered...
_3 days & 4 nights ago_
" i want you to sing us a song to dance to, love " said a busty indian girl holding a glass filled with red wine.
" At your service miss...? "
" pretto, pretto kumar"
" what You wanna hear, miss peto lamar? " though my Head was spinning and i couldn't make a full sentence but... I was a desperate romantic and my Chivalry manners didn't let me let a pretty chick Like her down, nor her two awesomely Hot colleagues... Shit, now i'm talking Big words like Mayros.
Anyways, the three of them wanted me to sing a spice girls song, which i really didn't know the lyrics of (well i only knew the chrouse, does it count? I don't think so)
i karaokied it horribly, after that i went to a pole and pushed the stripper away From it, Mayros was too drunk and too busy to notice me _he was making out, not with a homo kid, but...With the busty indian who asked me to sing_.
While dancing my bag kept hitting people in the face so one of the chicks told me that i had no choice but to lose it to raise the professionality of my performance (i'm talking Big words Mayros Again right? When i Do This please, make me notice, punch me in the face...Gently)
one of the Two chicks _because the first busty one was occupied by Mayros _ took my bag and wore it... And after my diva performance and singing i went back to Mayros and had some talk and he left before me and i followed him after a while i spent getting the girls phone numbers on my Hand...
Which i washed later , it's kinda my thing .
____
"she's leaving with your bag, she tricked you to steal it " the D guard words were true;the girl took my bag and headed to the backdoor and gave it to a kid,and that was the last time the camera took a photage of my bag.
"you know them right? " said Mayros while putting the blade against the D guard neck.
"May Be"
"you let us in with that girl" i pointed at the girl who was talking to Mayros and left with her Friends and the kid after words.
"what is it for me? "
" what? "
" If i told You about her whereabout"
"i don't understand you, are you having a concussion? Do You want me to stab you back to sanity? " said Mayros while lifting his demon killing blade, the D guard's face started to sweat.
" If i told You her place, what is it for me, how am i going to benefit? "
" i don't know...Keeping your Head? Not having a scandal in your workplace, any other suggestions JJ? "
" yeah, staying alive" i said
"yeah, that what i meant by keeping his head"
"he doesn't know your big words"
"that's not a Big word, it's a metaphor"
"what? "
" i know what does he Mean by... " the D guard started.
" shut up! " we both screamed At the d guard, he croosed his eyebrows.
" you know what's your problem lad? " said (of course not me, i don't speak treasure island) Mayros, the D guard didn't answer.
" your problem is that your vessel is quite the opposite of your character "
" he meant that your MMA meat-suit is great but it can't hide the pussy cat inside, you" i said while Mayros put his blade down.
"i really was surprised when you said that your boss is powerful, i told myself Why would a person with a muscular figure Like This hides behind his boss, then it hit me. It's Just a meat-suit, and the demon inside it is a very weak one and that's Why you couldn't use your physical power to fight but instead you used a stick then, your telekinesis "
" he meant that you are a 15 y.o teenager controlling a power rangers robot...Very powerful thing but in the hands of a wimpy kid "
Mayros glared At me :
" could you Stop translating my words to weird metaphors "
" no" and i laughed.
i knew Mayros was up to his forehead with anger, his eyes turned red, his glare was so hard i felt my face burning, the demon tried to open his mouth, Mayros looked At him, then me, him, then me, and i think he made his choice. He puffed and puffed and punched my Little piggy nose it cried bloody, after that he took the d guard by his sleeves and that was a sight to watch.
A whiry guy holding a person 3 times bigger with a body Like the rock after a Hot shower and the facial expressions of a disney princess meeting the evil orc...
And Mayros was that orc, his eyes were staring At the d guard so hard Mayros could see his demon soul inside. Both his Hands were holding the d guard by the neck now, if i was in d gurd's place i would get knocked out by fear.
" you will tell us about her whereabouts and her entire Family history or i swear to god, i will exerocise you and when you're half Way through i will stab you so you Can see yourself die From your vessel eyes, and believe me it will be painful" said Mayros in a terminator voice.
_____
“ SO Pretto's real name is Mina, she's a vampire, she lives happily in her nest in a warehouse nearby"
" so the red drink she was having... "
" yup, that was blood "
" i can't believe i kissed her"
" Mayros you have the "bad blood" now"
"is there is anything more in the paper, taylor swift? " said Mayros rolling his eyes.
" Nope, that was all, a name, an address and the word vampire, that was the last thing that he wrote before smoking out, that was awesome Mayros, you made a demon flee his own meat-suit "
" thank you, This is flattering"
"then he left a "blank space" baby "
" shut up, it's not even a good song "
" how dare you? All taylor's songs are great songs"
Mayros hit his face with his palm in disapointment and said : " you are hopeless, JJ"
and together we Head to the warehouse.
_________________________
Hello every one!
I really don't know If you are reading or not, but I'll continue anyway😂
SO far so good?
The demon guard showed me the way to the servailince room to See the cams while Mayros cleaned the mess we made.
"These are the recordings of the night 3 days ago, hey look! I Can see you two douchebags right next to the karaoki corner "
" shut up, let's see now where did you put your bag JJ" said Mayros, Then his phone rang and it was Monzana ma'am.
I rushed and took it from him Preventing him From answering and causing a disaster.
Don't worry, He was cool with it.
"it's ghost busters, what's your situation ma'am? "
A grumpy deep female voice answer me in fury, she was not happy to hear me:
" you idiot! i called Mayros Why did you pick up? Where is he? "
" the agent you're asking for is busy making out with a homo kid , always happy to help ma'am " i said while recovering from the blow Mayros gave me for saying that he is making out.
" Listen you Fruit Head, i need you both home friday night, we have a bigger fish to fry"
"yes ma'am"
"anyway, how was your first solo drive? And how is my spell book? "
I couldn't answer, shivers ran down my spine and my tongue froze with fear.
" you didn't leave it out and about right, JJ? " my eyes blinked with surprise.
For a sec i thought she caught me, but then i realized she was waiting For an answer,i cleared my throat and gave it the best batman voice i've got and answered:
" no no no of course ma'am, he's, i Mean it is... right here, Can you hear this? This is the sound of it in my bag " i replied hitting a book on a table near me with me trembling hand.
" ok, JJ i will call later, if anything went down give me a hello"
"of course ma'am, At your service "
" k, bye, i'm gonna go get more drunk and play tags with a bunch o..."
" ok, ok, i don't wanna hear the details" i said and i hung up in disgust.
"did she buy it? " asked Mayros.
" i guess SO, she was too drunk to even roll her head around it "
" wait, did she drunk dile us? "
" no, she drunk dialed you, May Be she wanted to call her ex but she found your number on speed dial " i replied laughing.
"that means that she was back from her hunt with mia"
" yeah, SO? "
" what did she said? "
" we should Be home by friday "
" shit! Today is wednesday"
" come you bastard, i can't See your bag anymore"the demon guard Interrupted me, i went to the screen and watched me, running but the bag was not with me, nor with Mayros.
" Can you Rewind? "
" no"
I punched him: "let me rephrase it rewind now, bitch"
The demon guard (damn it the name is too long to say, I'll Just call him D gurd... sounds better).
The D guard rewind till Mayros made him Stop, and while watching the tape, i Remembered...
_3 days & 4 nights ago_
" i want you to sing us a song to dance to, love " said a busty indian girl holding a glass filled with red wine.
" At your service miss...? "
" pretto, pretto kumar"
" what You wanna hear, miss peto lamar? " though my Head was spinning and i couldn't make a full sentence but... I was a desperate romantic and my Chivalry manners didn't let me let a pretty chick Like her down, nor her two awesomely Hot colleagues... Shit, now i'm talking Big words like Mayros.
Anyways, the three of them wanted me to sing a spice girls song, which i really didn't know the lyrics of (well i only knew the chrouse, does it count? I don't think so)
i karaokied it horribly, after that i went to a pole and pushed the stripper away From it, Mayros was too drunk and too busy to notice me _he was making out, not with a homo kid, but...With the busty indian who asked me to sing_.
While dancing my bag kept hitting people in the face so one of the chicks told me that i had no choice but to lose it to raise the professionality of my performance (i'm talking Big words Mayros Again right? When i Do This please, make me notice, punch me in the face...Gently)
one of the Two chicks _because the first busty one was occupied by Mayros _ took my bag and wore it... And after my diva performance and singing i went back to Mayros and had some talk and he left before me and i followed him after a while i spent getting the girls phone numbers on my Hand...
Which i washed later , it's kinda my thing .
____
"she's leaving with your bag, she tricked you to steal it " the D guard words were true;the girl took my bag and headed to the backdoor and gave it to a kid,and that was the last time the camera took a photage of my bag.
"you know them right? " said Mayros while putting the blade against the D guard neck.
"May Be"
"you let us in with that girl" i pointed at the girl who was talking to Mayros and left with her Friends and the kid after words.
"what is it for me? "
" what? "
" If i told You about her whereabout"
"i don't understand you, are you having a concussion? Do You want me to stab you back to sanity? " said Mayros while lifting his demon killing blade, the D guard's face started to sweat.
" If i told You her place, what is it for me, how am i going to benefit? "
" i don't know...Keeping your Head? Not having a scandal in your workplace, any other suggestions JJ? "
" yeah, staying alive" i said
"yeah, that what i meant by keeping his head"
"he doesn't know your big words"
"that's not a Big word, it's a metaphor"
"what? "
" i know what does he Mean by... " the D guard started.
" shut up! " we both screamed At the d guard, he croosed his eyebrows.
" you know what's your problem lad? " said (of course not me, i don't speak treasure island) Mayros, the D guard didn't answer.
" your problem is that your vessel is quite the opposite of your character "
" he meant that your MMA meat-suit is great but it can't hide the pussy cat inside, you" i said while Mayros put his blade down.
"i really was surprised when you said that your boss is powerful, i told myself Why would a person with a muscular figure Like This hides behind his boss, then it hit me. It's Just a meat-suit, and the demon inside it is a very weak one and that's Why you couldn't use your physical power to fight but instead you used a stick then, your telekinesis "
" he meant that you are a 15 y.o teenager controlling a power rangers robot...Very powerful thing but in the hands of a wimpy kid "
Mayros glared At me :
" could you Stop translating my words to weird metaphors "
" no" and i laughed.
i knew Mayros was up to his forehead with anger, his eyes turned red, his glare was so hard i felt my face burning, the demon tried to open his mouth, Mayros looked At him, then me, him, then me, and i think he made his choice. He puffed and puffed and punched my Little piggy nose it cried bloody, after that he took the d guard by his sleeves and that was a sight to watch.
A whiry guy holding a person 3 times bigger with a body Like the rock after a Hot shower and the facial expressions of a disney princess meeting the evil orc...
And Mayros was that orc, his eyes were staring At the d guard so hard Mayros could see his demon soul inside. Both his Hands were holding the d guard by the neck now, if i was in d gurd's place i would get knocked out by fear.
" you will tell us about her whereabouts and her entire Family history or i swear to god, i will exerocise you and when you're half Way through i will stab you so you Can see yourself die From your vessel eyes, and believe me it will be painful" said Mayros in a terminator voice.
_____
“ SO Pretto's real name is Mina, she's a vampire, she lives happily in her nest in a warehouse nearby"
" so the red drink she was having... "
" yup, that was blood "
" i can't believe i kissed her"
" Mayros you have the "bad blood" now"
"is there is anything more in the paper, taylor swift? " said Mayros rolling his eyes.
" Nope, that was all, a name, an address and the word vampire, that was the last thing that he wrote before smoking out, that was awesome Mayros, you made a demon flee his own meat-suit "
" thank you, This is flattering"
"then he left a "blank space" baby "
" shut up, it's not even a good song "
" how dare you? All taylor's songs are great songs"
Mayros hit his face with his palm in disapointment and said : " you are hopeless, JJ"
and together we Head to the warehouse.
_________________________
Hello every one!
I really don't know If you are reading or not, but I'll continue anyway😂
SO far so good?
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