When i reached the car i stood For 2 minutes (because Mayros has the key) and soon, Mayros came running towards me holding what looked Like to Be me journal.

"i found it in the backyard, somebody dropped it and ran"

"did you See his face?"

"no but i saw it's silhouette, her silhouette"

"how did you know that?"

"the silhouette had... boobs" his face blushed 

"very observant May May" i said smiling and moving my eyebrows, Mayros couldn't Stop blushing so i grabbed his neck and messed his hair :
" so cute kiddo"

he rapidly held my arm which was around his neck and twisted it backwards, i let a wine, he glared At me and said :
"If you ever called me that name Again or got me in trouble or even think about doing a silly thing, you will regret your deeds, now here's the key, start the engine and drive me home"

My face was turned yellow and i started sweatting, he finally noticed This and let go of my arm, i held it in pain and gaiety and started breathing heavily .

I finally got my arm back.


                         ______


OK, to cut Things short, it was a messy Family reunion.


We reached home, gave monzana ma'am her spell book back and Poor Mayros was interrogated in a separate room so that i can't put the 'L' filter (i mean laying) on his words and as soon as ma'am knew the truth, she started scolding me...
mama bear style.


"JJ, Why did i gave you the book From starters dear?" said ma'am gently. She was putting a leash on her nerves, and it showed on her red face. 


"you gave me  the book because you and Mia were going on a hunt outside the country, and you didn't want to lose it on the way" i replied innocently in a Low voice 


"and what did you do, hun?" she asked Again in the same gentle tone 


"we lost it" i said, Mayros turned to me with horror :
"no, he lost it!"

I looked At him angrily :
"it was his fault, he refused to take the book"

"because i thought it was safer in the hands of ma'am"

He said then I looked At him sitting on a chair and cooling down watching me getting insulted. 

I thought to myself that i should get him in trouble so i stopped ma'am during her scolding round and said  :
"Mayros dear, so you argued with ma'am, refused to take the burden she gave you, didn't obey the orders because you thought it was unreasonable, and when i took the book you got angry, suggested that we go to a monster club, which made me lose the book and finally you sit here refusing to take the blame, now who is the sinner now monzana ma'am? " 


then i went on talking Like a lawyer in a soap-opera:
" is the This justice you seek ma'am? Is it? I'm shocked! "

" shut up drama queen"

Monzana ma'am turned to Mayros, looked At him carefully, with her face carrying the most terrible features of all, her eyes flared with anger, her eyebrows, shackled hands and her nose was Like a full Moon on each hole and steaming Like an ox (very vivid right?) 


then suddenly she went on fully nuclior on Mayros who couldn't rub the  surprised, afraid look off his face and i sat there drinking water and playing" i'm the man " in my Head.


After an other screaming and scolding round monzana ma'am took a deep breath and said :
" when are you ever gonna grow up boys? "

" ma'am Can I say something? "

" what? " said ma'am with her angry face.

"For starters, i gave a reasonable excuse For refusing to take the burden, i didn't say you are unreasonable, i said that JJ was irresponsible and my words were correct because the first thing he did was to mess up and lose the book, i didn't know that the club was for monsters i Just took your advice you said "drink fancy or don't" and it looked fantasy, and i was being a watchdog For JJ the whole trip and even when we were on a hunt, so tell me ma'am where did i fuck up? "

He said then looked At me and smirked and acted out as a lawyer too:
" and i rest my case, your honor"

And he whispered in my ear :
"If you are 'the good wife' , i'm 'suits'"  

Then ma'am looked At me and got back to  shouting, insulting then started  slapping me , and to Be honest, i almost cried, but i held it in. 

I won't let Mayros make fun of me so i took the scold and called it The day.


                           ______


We were sitting on the table eating supper and talking until Mayros brought up the hunting subject. 

"by the way, why did you called us From the hunt? " i asked


"yeah you said we had a bigger fish to fry" Mayros said, i didn't pay him attention. I was still mad At him.


Monzana ma'am cleared her throat and spoke:
"well, we have a matter of a cursed drug "

Me, Mia and Mayros synced together with the word "drug?"

"yeah!" ma'am answered normally

"Like, pills and stuff?" i asked

"Like, bad drugs, illegal shit or medical?" asked Mia

"you Mean Like marijuana?" asked Mayros

"i don't know" answered ma'am



The end.

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